February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
i-do-that-shit-on-tour:
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
omfg they do look alike!
i always take as deep a breath i can when i sneeze
t3chnical3cstacy:
it maximizes orgasmicness
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via cultus-diabolus)
5 tags
So
I have the car for tonight. I think I’m going to just go to the drive-thru and befriend the waitress for extra fries.
refusedunicorn:
I’d like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.